Sunday, 3 September 2017

Moonburner


Kai is a Moonburner—a female sorceress reviled by her people and normally killed at birth. Except Kai's parents saved her by disguising her as a boy—a ruse they've kept up for almost seventeen years. But when her village is attacked, Kai’s secret is revealed and she’s sentenced to death.

Thankfully, the gods aren’t done with Kai. Despite the odds stacked against her, she escapes her fate, undertaking a harrowing journey to a land where Moonburners are revered and trained as warriors.

But her new home has dangers of its own—the ancient war against the male Sunburners has led the Moonburners down a dark path that could destroy all magic. And Kai, armed only with a secret from her past and a handsome but dangerous ally, may be the only one who can prevent the destruction of her people... 

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/35672388-moonburner

Wow. Just wow. There's a lot to enjoy in Claire Luana's debut YA fantasy novel; the gender politics, the girl-power, the world building, the fantastic cast of characters. I was expecting to like the story, but I wasn't expecting to totally love it! I was lucky enough to see this story in its late-draft form, but the work that's gone into polishing it is clear to see. Moonburner is clearly a labour of love for the author, and it shows on every page.

And what pages they are! From the prologue that grabs hold of you and won't let go, right the way through to the final battle, Moonburner is a page turner from start to finish. The story is set in the lands of Kita and Miina, countries divided by magic and gender. In Miina, females with magic - drawn from the power of the moon - are revered as so-called Moonburners. In Kita, where Kai was unfortunately born, they are put to death by the male-dominated powers that be - males with magic drawn from the sun, aka Sunburners. After escaping her death sentence march into the desert that divides the two lands, Kai is taken in by the Moonburners and trained to embrace her powers. The world building is simple and easy to get into, which allows for a breathlessly taught opening act. From Kai's outing to her arrival in the Moonburner citadel, a school where young women are trained as warriors to harness their magic, there's barely a stray word that could have been cut in the edit to be found.

However the author takes a fairly simple story of two opposites, and turns the idea on its head. There are no good guys and bad guys here (well, there are, but I'll get to that later). What starts as a black and white world for Kai quickly begins to morph into a world of grey, where nothing's quite as clear-cut as either side of the impending war seem to think. There are a lot of Asian-inspired elements to the story, so the concept of yin and yang seems fitting. On the surface, the moon and sun burners are polar opposites. Female and male. Night and day. Darkness and light. What is initially present to Kai in the citadel's teachings is very much them and us, but the set up evolves into something more complicated as she gradually comes to realise that neither can exist without the other, and true victory lies in peace rather than destruction. Yes, this book features plenty of strong female characters, but it's not always the case that these are the good guys. It also features plenty of strong male characters, and it's not always the case that they are the bad guys. Claire Luana manages to walk the fine line between feminism and equality, without overbalancing into superiority on either side.


If the world building was outstanding, then the characters and dialogue in this story set it on fire! Kai is a utterly adorable protagonist, equal parts strong and vulnerable. Behind her Buffy-esque sass is a young girl raised to fear the world around her, and when the security blanket of her loving family is ripped away in brutal fashion, she's thrown out into that world to fend for herself. Well, not quite for herself. Powerful burners acquire a senshen, a sort of spirit animal, and Kai's is a take-no-shit fox named Quitsu. And he is awesome! Snarky and wise in equal measure, this guy is easily my favourite character. I would have liked to see him written a little more distinctly - it was sometimes hard to work out whether it was Kai or Quitsu that was talking because their dialogue and attitudes were so similar - but that's a minor quibble. Kai's new Moonburner friends were pretty good, if a little interchangeable with their silver hair and sass. Maaya was the best of the group, her soft-heartedness making her stand out a little more than the rest. I did love the ass-kicking trainer Nanase (aka Eclipse, because she killed so many Sunburners in the first war that the sun apparently went dark - seriously, what's not to love here!?), but the abundance of friends, antagonists and teachers at the citadel felt a bit cluttered.

And what can I say about Kai's 'love interest', Hiro? I say love interest in inverted commas because, to be honest, he barely features for most of the book. Seriously, he and Kai meet about three or four times. Their burgeoning relationship is pushed aside by the impending war - and the fact that their both standing on opposite sides of it - as it rightly should be. I have to applaud the author for being brave and going with this angle. The Romeo and Juliet thing is a pretty well trodden path in YA fantasy, and it would have been easy to play this up. But Claire Luana puts her protagonist front and centre, her journey and growth taking precedent over ticking a box or shoehorning in any swoony scenes. It's weird, because in a roundabout way, this totally works. Because both characters keep their head in the game, you buy into their romance even more. It's clearly not some fleeting obsession. Kai's obviously not falling to pieces over Hiro's abs or his sparkly eyes, so their connection feels more real, and I will take this a hundred times over magical bonds, instalove and/or a love triangle.


With such a fast-paced story, it was inevitable that the writing would feel a little flat at times. There's very little navel-gazing here, and no affected, artsy prose. And for the most part it's great because it makes for a more exciting story. But there were times when I'd have liked just a little bit more on how Kai and the other characters were feeling. There's a lot of she said this and he did that, but at lot of the time there's very little sense of how they're saying it and what they're thinking. 

Much like Kai's gradual uncovering of the citadel's dark secrets, there's more to the story than meets the eye. I loved the suprisingly dark subplot with the Moonburner queen and her plot to destroy the Sunburners once and for all. There were a few almost too dark moments though, with a couple of allusions to and mentions of rape that felt out of place. There as nothing wrong with them per se, they just don't seem to fit in this book. The story itself though is solid, if a little cliche at times, but because it's all told through such colourful characters and in such a rich, vibrant world, it feels like something fresh. The gender politics bring a different angle to the usual 'good guys v bad guys' set up, and the message of coexistence and tolerance has rarely felt more timely.

The story wrapped up nicely, while still leaving room for a sequel (more on that below). One of my pet peeves is an ending that reads like the author stopped typing part way through a chapter, but this book has a solid beginning, middle, and end, as well as a hook for book two. Ending perfection! Moonburner is a fantastic debut from a very talented author, and a must-read for YA fantasy fans.



Author Q&A with Claire Luana

1. What inspired you to write Moonburner?

My inspiration for Moonburner was loosely based on China’s One Child Policy, which led to generations of Chinese families choosing to have boys over girls. It made me think: what would happen in a world where families didn't want girls because those girls had some magical ability that was forbidden?

This led to the premise of Moonburner, where Kai, the main character, is born into a land where magic is forbidden to women, and she is forced to masquerade as a boy to hide her powers.

2. If you could go back in time and give your past self one bit of advice when you sat down and started writing Moonburner, what would it be?

Probably to share Moonburner with other readers and writers sooner! I was so nervous to share my work that I spent a lot of time trying to perfect it before I let it see the light of day. When I inevitably changed things as a result of the feedback, all that polishing went down the drain. Plus, I’ve found I really enjoy sharing my work and getting collaborative feedback and ideas on how to make it better. No need to miss out on that!

3. Do you have any writing rituals?

My rituals have changed over time, but currently, I write every morning. My day job is pretty mentally taxing (I’m a lawyer) so I found I didn’t have much brainpower left at the end of the day. Now I get up at 5am to write, which is painful, but it means it’s done first thing. It feels really good!

4. Which three books would you take to a desert island?

I’d want something with a lot of pages to fend off boredom, so probably the Bible, the Eye of the World (first book in Robert Jordan’s The Wheel of Time Series), and Six of Crows, which is my current fave read.

5. There are a lot of Japanese words and names in Moonburner, did you have any location and cultural inspiration from the far east?

Yes! As I mentioned, the book started with me thinking about China’s One Child policy, and so I always imagined the book as having an Asian influence. We housed Japanese students in my house for years growing up, so I was more familiar with that culture. It’s because of those experiences that I decided to borrow from Japanese medieval culture for Moonburner.

6. Gender division, feminism and equality play big parts in Moonburner, what made you decide to include these rather than more traditional elements of YA fantasy?

Gender equality is a topic near and dear to my heart as a woman who works in a traditionally male dominated field. My colleagues and I spend a lot of time sharing experiences and talking about how we can better advance women in law and society generally, so it felt natural for me to focus on gender as a theme in my first book, especially once the world and the story premise began to take shape.

7. It’s wonderful to see a YA female protagonist who’s on her own journey while the love interest takes a back seat. Was this intentional when you originally sat down to write Moonburner?

It wasn’t intentional, but grew naturally out of the way the plot worked out. Kai met her love interest very early on, but then didn’t run into him again until the last quarter of the book. I definitely sweated a bit trying to figure out a way to build a connection between them without falling prey to the Insta-love trope that so many YA books are guilty of! But in the end, I think romance as a sub-plot more naturally fit the book. Moonburner is really about Kai growing as a person and as a woman. The romance is like a little bonus.

8. Who would be in your fantasy cast for the movie version of Moonburner?

I imagine Grace Park to play Kai, and maybe a younger version of Ian Anthony Dale for Hiro.

9. Who was your favourite character from a writer’s perspective and who was your favourite character from a reader’s perspective, or were they one and the same?

I loved writing Quitsu. He was so fun and scrappy and unique. Those early chapters with him and Kai were some of the first I ever wrote, and still feel really special to me. Readers tell me their favorite character is Emi. I think they appreciate her bad-assery and snark!

10. Kai’s seishen in a fox. What do you think your spirit animal would be?

I think maybe an owl. Owls are wise and mysterious, but can be tough when they need to be!

11. Obviously Sunburner is out soon, but are there any plans for more books in this universe?

Yes! I originally intended to write two, but as I was brainstorming ideas for a new series, I realized that one of those ideas would fit perfectly as a third book in the Moonburner world. Instantly, I knew I had to write it! So, there will be a third book titled Starburner. The protagonist will be Kai and Hiro’s teenage daughter. I have it all plotted out and I’m aiming for a spring launch!

12. Sum up Moonburner in five words.

Strong women make moon magic! 

Coming soon ...

If, like me, you hate getting into a series only to find there's a year plus wait for the next book in the series, you're in luck! Not only is the Moonburner prequel, Burning Fate, already available (and for free if you subscribe to Claire's mailing list) but the sequel proper, Sunburner, is out on Tuesday 26 September.

I've been lucky enough to get my hands on an arc of Sunburner and believe me when I say it's awesome! It's everything that was brilliant about Moonburner turned up to eleven; with the stakes higher, the romance swoonier and the bad guys badder. It's absolutely unmissable, so, if you read and love Moonburner, make sure you add this one to your TBR too. You can check out the blurb on Goodreads now, but be warned, it does contain a spoiler if you're yet to read Moonburner.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/34876072-sunburner

If you need any more tempting, there's also a load of swag on offer if you preorder Sunburner, including a bookmark, map (my personal favourite of all swag!) and deleted scenes, as well as chance to win more bookish goodies. Happy reading!


Friday, 1 September 2017

Heart of Mist


In a realm where toxic mist sweeps the lands and magic is forbidden, all Bleak wants is a cure for her power.

Still grieving the death of her guardian and dangerously self-medicating with alcohol, Bleak is snatched from her home by the Commander of the King’s Army, and summoned to the capital.

But the king isn’t the only one interested in Bleak’s powers.

The leader of an infamous society of warriors, the Valia Kindred, lays claim to her as well, and Bleak finds herself in the middle of a much bigger battle than she anticipated.

Heart of Mist is the gripping first book in The Oremere Chronicles, a fantasy series of epic proportions.


https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/34865933-heart-of-mist?ac=1&from_search=true

Disclaimer; I received a free copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.

I love YA fantasy tropes, but just like too much of a good thing can make you sick, too many can bore the hell out of me when I'm reading a book (like Frostblood, for example). At first glance, I was a bit worried that Heart of Mist was going to go the same way; orphan girl with reluctant special powers that are a threat to the evil monarch. The salt of the earth, childhood friend love interest and the swoon worthy opposite. True, Heart of Mist isn't free of cliches, but it subverts them as often as it plays on them.

Heart of Mist takes no prisoners. The plot kicks off pretty much from the very first page, telling you what you need to know and not a whole lot more. It grabs you from the very first page and pretty much doesn't let you go to catch your breath until a good few chapters in. As someone who's not a fan of pages atop pages that set up an elaborate backstory and complex word at the expense of pacing, this scores big points with me! Rarely does a book, much less the first one in a series, have the nerve to branch into so many povs so early on. It's breath-takingly exciting; fast-paced and never boring.


Yes, there's lots of information to take in when it's delivered - names and places and gods are thrown at you thick and fast - but because it's done as the story progresses and not dumped in the intro, the story flows so well. It's a rich, vibrant world I didn't want to leave, populated by characters that stayed with me long after I'd closed the pages.

Speaking of characters, can I talk about how much I loved Bleak? In less capable hands, she could have been a mess of the most irritating YA protagonist cliches; arrogance mistaken for confidence, appalling social skills mistaken for sass, and a tendency to commit physical assault mistaken for badassery. However Helen Scheuerer manages to create a sympathetic, flawed character. Bleak is an ashai - someone who possesses magic, in this case a Mind Whisperer. Alone in a land where this power could lead to her execution via marching at sword-point into a deadly mist that's encroaching at the edges of the land, she turns to alcohol to silence the voices in her head. She's far from perfect, and there were a good few times I wanted to reach into the pages and give her a good slap, but she felt real. Every action was believable, and every decision she made - while not always sensible - made sense for the character. The author doesn't gloss over her addiction to alcohol either, nor just make it a token character attribute that gets mentioned once in a while. There's no glamour or attempting to sugar-coat Bleak's debilitating condition, and it's refreshing to see a YA author who's not afraid to present the harsh and unpretty reality of Bleak being the town drunk.

I have to say though, I wasn't a fan of the constant threats of sexual violence against Bleak early on. Sure, it becomes a plot point when the rebel matriarchy - the Valia Kindred - lay their claim to Bleak, but, after reading about the village sleaze having to be pulled off Bleak on multiple occasions (complete with an attempted rape as his final in-book act), I then had to read pretty much the exact same behaviour from a member of the King's Guard sent to retrieve her. With another attempted rape in as many chapters. I understand that rape is often a threat for female characters in fantasy worlds, but so much misogyny and two rape attempts with the first few chapters didn't sit well with me.



The supporting characters were some of the best I've read in a long time! I utterly loved the girl power (once the male characters had been sent packing) and sexual diversity! The twist of the mysterious rebel Henri being female was great, and very welcomed after the earlier male oppression of the protagonist. King's commander Swinton, his deputy Fiorre and Henri's second-in-command/occasional lover Athene were stand outs for me. I didn't like the weak love interest subplot with Bleak and her friend Bren though. It didn't pack any heat and felt repetitive. He thinks he wants her, she reads his thoughts, she thinks he's better off without her and storms off. This happens at least three times. I had no idea why he kept stumbling after her (seriously, he gets himself captured twice. By two different groups. This boy has no sense of self preservation!). Maybe there's a prequel in there somewhere, but it just felt undercooked here. Thankfully, Bleak's frienships with the Valia Kindred, especially fellow warrior-in-training Luka, fared much better. The "upstairs downstairs" hierarchy of the Kindred and their brutal, take-no-prisoners attitude was suitably harsh for a forest-based rebellion who needed brute strength and skill to survive, and it made the quietly sweet relationships between the women all the more special.

Minor quibbles with the odd character and plot point aside though, Heart of Mist is a truly brilliant book. Helen Scheuerer's writing style is absolutely wonderful, creating a rich world steeped in history and populated by a fantastic cast of characters. She walks the fine line between showing and telling perfectly, letting the reader know enough to keep them hooked but leaving plenty of secrets in a vast world that begs to be explored. At first, I thought the ending was going to be a let-down - the strange-eyed street orphan is actually a super-powerful inhabitant of a long-forgotten land with ties to a king who wants her dead, confronted by the true name she was trying to flee - skirted dangerously close to a lot of other fantasy YA novels. I was so sure I'd read this twist before that I wrote this whole review calling Bleak the long lost princess, before I checked back a saw there was actually no mention of this. I'd just assumed, because I've read this twist so often before. But, like so many of the YA fantasy tropes that the author presents in the book, it's taken beyond what many readers are used to seeing. The actual ending is fantastic! Without giving too much away, the stage is set perfectly for the next book. There's so much left to explore, so many questions that need answering. This is truly a world to get lost in.


I had a few nitpicks with some elements of the story, but they're minor issues in an otherwise incredible book. Heart of Mist is a brave, unflinching story, with some of the most beautiful and ambitious storytelling I've ever seen from the first novel in a series. It's intense and intriguing, brought to life in a vibrant world by wonderful characters. Seriously, I need book two in my life, right now!


Heart of Mist is available now from Amazon UK for just £0.99, and Amazon US for the equivalent in dollars. You can also check out my Q&A with author Helen Scheuerer here.

Wednesday, 30 August 2017

Masked Blog Tour


Masked
by J.D. Wright
Genre: Upper YA Paranormal/Superheroes
Release Date: August 15th 2017
Limitless Publishing

Vada’s To-Do List:

- Turn 18 (check!)
- Register super name
- Order supersuit
- Attend superhero indoctrination
- Graduate high school
- Start kicking criminal tail

Vada Lawson can’t wait to be a superhero. Born into a family with special powers, she’s been training to fight criminals and villains her whole life. But her indoctrination into the underground super community is derailed when normals start breaking out in superpowers themselves.

Not trained to control their new abilities, the normals are frightened and vulnerable. Then their mutilated corpses begin turning up all over town. What the heck?

Somehow, with the help—and hindrance—of an annoying newly-minted super named Orion, Vada has to stop the chaos before it destroys her and everything she holds dear…and ruins her superhero debut.

No one ever said that being a superhero was easy… 

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/35724327-masked


About the Author
J.D. Wright is a military wife, mother of four, and author of paranormal and fantasy romance books filled with strong-willed heroines, swoon-worthy heroes, and sprinkled with humor and adventure. J.D. creates artistry in many ways, as a baker and cake artist by day and author by night. You can usually find her typing away at the computer or covered in frosting.

Since discovering she has a knack for writing, J.D. has so far written and self-published eight books of the Everealm and Songs of Everealm Series and is now venturing into the world of paranormal with her new superhero-themed series. She is an avid reader and lover of all things romance so she always includes a good love story in her paranormal and fantasy novels.


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I loved JD Wright's Everealm series, so I couldn't wait to get started with her new one. I'm not as big a fan of urban/contemporary as I am traditional fantasy, but ... come on, it's JD Wright, so I was pretty sure I was going to love her new series too. It's obvious from page one how much the author loved writing this. No wallowing in misery or making the characters suffer. It's light hearted and so much fun to read, which is one of the things I love so much about her books.

JD Wright's writing has developed since Everealm (no criticism - I loved Everealm), and Masked is very well written. The world building is nicely done, with details about supers and how they fit into society (think The Incredibles!) woven discreetly through the story rather than presented as infodumps. As always, there's plenty of girl power on display from the super-powered ladies too!


I was pleasantly surprised that there was no insta-love between Vada and her high school's resident hot guy, Nick. Even better, there was no actual relationship between them (I get the feeling JD Wright is saving that for book two!) or cases where he rode in on a white horse to save her. The constant bickering between their alter egos, Magestic and Orion, felt a bit forced after a while, and I did have to wonder how this pair didn't work out each others superhero identities given how much times they spent together in and out of costumes. A mask over your eyes just doesn't seem enough to conceal your identity!

The supporting characters were great across the board, with Vada's tech support James standing out. Theirs was a refreshing male-female relationship without a hint of flirting or sexual tensions. You wouldn't believe it from many books/movies/tv shows etc, but this does happen in real life! As well as keeping her safe, James is all about setting Vada up on her missions and making sure her supersuit is as fabulous as it is functional.


One notable exception to the great supporting characters for me though was Vada's best friend Henley. Simple put: Henley is an idiot. Aside from being as dumb as a box of rocks, she's rude to and dismissive of Vada, her supposed best friend, and things don't get much better once she becomes a super. She takes a drug from local dealer Victor without knowing what it is, then does the same thing again later with his father Marticus after he calls her weak with the line; "I'm not weak. I will take your drug." *facepalm* That type of reverse psychology wouldn't work on my six year old niece. Henley's newly-acquired superpower of persuasion works on some and not others as plot requires, but using it to score free purses at the mall seems less than supervillain behaviour. There always seems to be one character in the pack that rubs me up the wrong way, and in this series, it's Henley! The conflict for Vada of having to fight her best friends is deliciously intriguing, but I'd like to have seen more of this. There's so much that could be done with this plot thread in the next book!

Character issue aside though, Masked is a great start to a new series. It sets the groundwork nicely for future books, and wraps up this story nicely while still leaving plenty of places for future stories to go. If Masked reminded me of The Incredibles, I think Masked #2 will be more Monsters University!

Wednesday, 23 August 2017

The Tiger's Watch Blog Tour



The Tiger’s Watch (Ashes of Gold #1)
by Julia Ember
Publication Date: August 22, 2017
Publisher: Harmony Ink Press

Sixteen-year-old Tashi has spent their life training as a inhabitor, a soldier who spies and kills using a bonded animal. When the capital falls after a brutal siege, Tashi flees to a remote monastery to hide. But the invading army turns the monastery into a hospital, and Tashi catches the eye of Xian, the regiment’s fearless young commander.

Tashi spies on Xian’s every move. In front of his men, Xian seems dangerous, even sadistic, but Tashi discovers a more vulnerable side of the enemy commander—a side that draws them to Xian.

When their spying unveils that everything they’ve been taught is a lie, Tashi faces an impossible choice: save their country or the boy they’re growing to love. Though Tashi grapples with their decision, their volatile bonded tiger doesn’t question her allegiances. Katala slaughters Xian’s soldiers, leading the enemy to hunt her. But an inhabitor’s bond to their animal is for life—if Katala dies, so will Tashi.

About the author




Originally from Chicago, Julia Ember now resides in Edinburgh, Scotland. She spends her days working in the book trade and her nights writing teen fantasy novels. Her hobbies include riding horses, starting far too many craft projects, PokemonGo and looking after her city-based menagerie of pets with names from Harry Potter. Luna Lovegood and Sirius Black the cats currently run her life.


Julia is a polyamorous, bisexual writer. She regularly takes part in events for queer teens, including those organised by the Scottish Booktrust and LGBT Youth Scotland. A world traveler since childhood, she has now visited more than sixty countries. Her travels inspire the fantasy worlds she creates, though she populates them with magic and monsters.


Julia began her writing career at the age of nine, when her short story about two princesses and their horses won a contest in Touch magazine. In 2016, she published her first novel, Unicorn Tracks, which also focused on two girls and their equines, albeit those with horns. Her second novel, The Seafarer’s Kiss will be released by Interlude Press in May 2017. The book was heavily influenced by Julia’s postgraduate work in Medieval Literature at The University of St. Andrews. It is now responsible for her total obsession with beluga whales.


In August 2017, her third novel and the start of her first series, Tiger's Watch, will come out with Harmony Ink Press. In writing Tiger's Watch, Julia has taken her love of cats to a new level.

Author Q&A

1) What is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about your writing?

A few people have said that my style is very poetic/lyrical! I’m not sure if I can believe this is true … but it was definitely nice of them to say!

2) Are you a full-time or part-time writer? How does that impact your writing?

This is an interesting question. At the moment, I feel like I do full-time hours as a writer, while having a full-time job. I’ve had a lot going on in 2017, especially this summer! Between working on the sequel for The Seafarer’s Kiss (my May release), launching The Tiger’s Watch, traveling to the US for the launch of TSK in May … a lot has been happening in a very condensed period of time.

I do have a full-time job working in the book industry. I’m a Sales and Marketing Manager for an Edinburgh based distributor. It’s my job to convince non-traditional sellers to buy books! I work mostly with gift shops and heritage sites like castles.

I am trying to be more balanced with how I write! I’ve learned this year that as long as I work full-time, I probably need to become a one book a year author. And that’s okay! Sometimes learning your own limits and balance takes time.

3) Describe your perfect weekend.

I’m a pretty stereotypical Taurus – I love comfort and food. Luckily, my partner also likes these things so we do try to occasionally go for spa weekends. I live in Scotland, so it’s easy to visit the Highlands. There is nothing I love more than taking a relaxing swim, having a huge meal, then sitting by a fire overlooking the Scottish hills.

4) What is the most difficult part of writing for you?

Tearing myself away from social media. No really! I have a terrible Twitter addiction, and if I don’t turn off my wireless, I really struggle to get into the writing headspace. It’s amazing how much more productive I can be if I turn off social media. I do okay with just Facebook, but Twitter is my weakness.

5) Name your four most important food groups.

Sweet Lemony Goodness – seriously, lemon cake, lemon cookies, lemon flapjacks … if it’s sweet and has lemons in it, I am all in.

Ketchup – I grew up in the Midwest, if it’s got meat or cheese in it, it need ketchup.

Diet Coke – Not exactly a food, and I am trying REALLY HARD to cut back … but cutting back is going only okay for me and I am addicted.